2004-04-21 - 11:43 p.m.

I'm writing a term paper, Dave is in the other room watching some movie. I can hear this guy insulting somebody else on the TV, I sneak my head into the room and scream at Dave:

"NO! Fuck you, you fucking cocksucka!"

For some reason, I failed to get rise out of him. Err, wait, maybe I did.